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Introducing the I Will Not Drink All The Wine kitchen towel! This 100% flour sack cotton towel is hemmed on all four sides and features a Hang Tight Towel Loop for easy hanging. It's absorbent and pre-washed for your convenience and screen-printed with AZO-free ink. Best of all, it's adorned with an all-over handwritten "I will not drink all the wine" pattern that's guaranteed to make you smile. So go ahead and indulge in your favorite bottle of vino - this towel will make sure you don't drink it all!
- 100% High-Quality Flour Sack Cotton
- Hemmed on all four sides
- 26" x 26"
- Includes patented Hang Tight Towel Loop
- Pre-Washed / Absorbent
- Screen-printed with AZO-free ink
- Design reads: I Will Not Drink All The Wine
- All-Over Handwritten Punishment "Lines" Pattern
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