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Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts!
- 100% Flour Sack Cotton
- 26"x 26", when fully exposed
- Hang Tight Towel Technology
- printed with AZO-free ink
- All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!
- Design reads: Live Nude Dancing Tomorrow
3 -7 Business days.
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